Chapter 8, I will monitor you
Madam? ... It is not just Zhou Chuchu ... Bai Xiu, Wang Shanshan and her little friends, including the delinquents ... ... ... They all looked wide-eyed, as if they had seen a ghost ...
A fact is a fact
I call you my wife. I laughed as I walked up to Zhou Chuchu, casually sizing her up.
I stood up from the ground with a smile, looking at Zhou Chuchu with a pleasing expression, saying: "My dear, I didn't expect you to be so mischievous. Every time I want to get close to you, you always respond in this way. But it's alright, I actually like your passionate approach. If you weren't so bold, I wouldn't have agreed to date you in the first place"
"Bang"... My body spun in the air and directly fell to the ground...
Being handsome is indeed a kind of trouble
However... however. This woman is clearly well-prepared this time!
Slander! It is simply slander! I am still a virgin male, how can you say that my thing is not effective? Do you, as a woman, have no sense of shame? Do you have no sense of public morality?
I opened my eyes and asked in confusion: "You brought me to this place? Is it not to seize my purity? To take away my virgin body?"
My face was flushed, and I shyly looked at Zhou Chuchu... I did not expect her to be so passionate and eager. She actually brought me to this "Peach Blossom Land" in front of so many people.
In their eyes, a loser like me would find it extremely difficult to even find a girlfriend, yet now a stunning beauty has suddenly appeared, and I even call her my wife? Such a thing could only happen in a third-rate brainless novel
... ...
The Saint Seiya was not wrong; indeed, the same technique cannot be used a second time
Not only these passersby, but I can also feel that Bai Xiu, Wang Shanshan, and Wang Shanshan's little friends look at me not only with a hint of sympathy... but also with a great deal of disdain...
After saying this, the young girl wiped her eyes with her hand, revealing a look of sorrow
I was so furious that my whole body trembled, wishing I could rush over immediately and execute Zhou Chuchu on the spot, to show everyone that I am not only a real man, but also a real man who can go in and out seven times, invincible in all directions
A woman's heart is as deep as the ocean, making it truly difficult for me to fathom... I was even prepared to face her in a one-on-one confrontation
"What are you talking about?" Zhou Chuchu glared at me and said irritably, "I have truly never seen such a shameless zombie."
As soon as these words were spoken, the gazes of the others towards Zhou Chuchu were filled with strangeness... They were all secretly speculating, could Zhou Chuchu be a pervert? Or perhaps emotionally detached? But such a beautiful emotionally detached person wouldn't be pursuing an unattractive loser, would she?
Isn't it? Otherwise, why did you bring me here? I said angrily, feeling very unconvinced, isn't it a bit unreasonable to argue like this?
Shame! The shame of a man! Cut it off! Hurry up and cut it off! It's one thing to be ugly, but the little brother is so disappointing!
I was taken aback for a moment, not understanding the meaning of this sentence, so I replied: "Of course, I came to school."
According to what you said, this man is so wealthy that he must have many women around him; it is possible that this beautiful woman is a mistress...
The onlookers were astonished to see me getting slapped instead of successfully kissing my "wife"... They couldn't understand why I was slapped, nor could they comprehend how someone like me managed to win such a beautiful wife... However, it didn't take long for them to start reveling in my misfortune...
I covered my mouth that had been slapped by Zhou Chuchu, my heart trembling... This woman is truly ruthless; I feel as if my lips are almost numb...
In conclusion, Zhou Chuchu also felt that her words were somewhat excessive, and her tone softened considerably. "In any case, you better not cause me any trouble, otherwise I will definitely not let you off the hook"
Zhou Chuchu was almost infuriated by these foul words, but she knew that any explanation at this moment would be superfluous and would only serve to exaggerate the rumors further. Therefore, she could only grit her teeth and glare at me, wishing she could immediately tear me to pieces.
What the heck! This woman can also perform lightness skill?
When I said this, I was actually a bit angry... Why should I be treated as a villain who has committed all sorts of evils just for coming to university? Is it because I am a zombie that I am so despised?
Zhou Chuchu did not expect me to suddenly be so close to her, nor did she anticipate that I would reveal such a lewd expression... Her eyes were ablaze with anger...
The fact is ... . ... I am certainly not her husband, and she is naturally not my wife.
Suddenly, she smiled... This smile was like the blooming of peach blossoms, vibrant with the essence of spring...
Ultimate kill! Super ultimate kill!
This kid still wants to show off his affection in front of us, haha! How embarrassing!
However, their denial is of no use
Wait a moment? Why does this sound so strange? I suddenly remembered a saying online that insults someone, which goes: "I did not take good care of my dog at home, allowing it to come out and embarrass itself. I apologize to everyone here, and I will definitely discipline it well in the future"
But my heart skipped a beat with a bad premonition, for unusual occurrences must have their reasons. This woman smiled at the moment when she should have been the angriest; what scheme does she have in mind?
I can't believe it, is this still a man? How useless!
I looked at her with anger; this woman is too malicious
The killing intent in Zhou Chuchu's eyes intensified, and I could almost see the scene of being pierced through the heart by her sword
The speed at which she pulled me to run was hardly any slower than my transformation speed, and in no time at all, the two of us had completely run away from the crowd
"Zeng Jian, you shameless scoundrel, how dare you try that move!" Zhou Chuchu said angrily, hands on her hips, "Do you remember I said I would tear your mouth apart!"
Although there are some concerns, this girl really looks beautiful when she smiles. If such a pretty face could kill, I might as well be killed by her
I let out a cold laugh and said, "What’s wrong with zombies? Can’t a zombie go to school? Do I need your permission to become a cultured, knowledgeable, and refined zombie?"
In this day and age, having money is the ultimate power. Do not be deceived by the fact that this fellow is quite unattractive; it is possible that he has used his wealth to win over this beautiful woman
I will monitor you
Of course, I am not a ghost, but a zombie
Come on, I am all ready, trample on me, destroy me, I have accepted it..." I closed my eyes and said to Zhou Chuchu through clenched teeth.
Zhou Chuchu cast a cold glance at me, and after leaving this remark, she turned and left
Zhou Chuchu did not give me such an opportunity; she suddenly grabbed my hand and smiled at the people around us, saying: "The men in my family have not been well supervised, allowing him to come out and embarrass himself. I apologize to everyone here, and I will make sure to discipline him properly in the future"
"My lord, you cannot blame me for this, can you?" Zhou Chuchu said in a delicate tone, her small face appearing extremely aggrieved. "If it weren't for that thing... that thing always fails to rise... I... how could I be so indifferent towards you?"
"Bah!" Zhou Chuchu scolded me fiercely, "I really regret not tearing your mouth apart just now. How can you be so shameless? Clearly not good-looking, yet you think all the women in the world are interested in you!"
"My lady, I love you." I quickly uttered these words, then without waiting for her response, I pouted my lips and kissed her...
"Zeng Jian, what did you call me?" Zhou Chuchu's face turned crimson upon hearing my words, and her brows furrowed as she coldly asked.
Having reached this point, what more can I say
As expected, Zhou Chuchu's vivid performance immediately prompted the audience to stand up for her
Tell me, what is your conspiracy for coming to this school
Damn it! I actually miscalculated
Zhou Chuchu took a deep breath, calmed her emotions, and spoke to me.
Zhou Chuchu snorted coldly, looking at me with a guarded expression, and said: "Do you think I would believe that? As a zombie, you come to attend classes in this extremely yin place; if this gets out, people will laugh their heads off."
Upon seeing Zhou Chuchu's "dazzling appearance," I knew trouble was brewing. Thus, I devised a plan to take the initiative and employ the same old trick. ... I would kiss her forcefully once more and then quickly slip away amidst the chaotic crowd ...
I was taken aback. Does this woman not intend to kill me? Could it be that she brought me here just to say these words?
In a secluded small grove
The destructive power of this statement is immense, truly inflicting a thousand wounds on the enemy while suffering eight hundred in return... to kill me a thousand times, leaving my dignity as a man utterly shattered, making it impossible for me to hold my head high in front of everyone again... suffering eight hundred in return, admitting to being involved with a loser like me, acknowledging that this flower has indeed been placed upon my cow dung.
It was only then that I realized this woman was insulting me, just as I was about to lose my temper, I suddenly felt a powerful force coming from the hand she was holding, and then my body uncontrollably began to run as she pulled me along
Tsk tsk, this young girl is still so pure and lovely, with a fair complexion, crescent-shaped eyes, long eyelashes, and those enchanting red lips
Alas... the most painful thing in the world is not being unable to obtain a beautiful woman, but rather having a beautiful woman by your side while being unable to enjoy her presence
This woman appeared out of nowhere, and I sensed a feeling of crisis... Although on the surface she claims to be here to quell this "divine strike turmoil," her true intention is likely to settle accounts with me